winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this
iprayforangels: hunterdetectivetimelord: imclueingforlookss: Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history? Me:  Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion? Me: Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology? Me:  Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook? Me:   One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock? (via happy-noises)

iprayforangels:

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
 image

One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock?

(via happy-noises)

ooh-bite-me: when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging (Source: andallthesinners-saints, via caseyanthonyofficial)

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via caseyanthonyofficial)

butt-grab: so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD (via happy-noises)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via happy-noises)

hybridthry: wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation (via happy-noises)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via happy-noises)

tenticools:

Headline of the year